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David's View on Bryan Bryan is a mystery to most people. Sometimes to me. He has this ability to make you feel dumb, even when you know you’re not. I hate him. I like to think I know better than anyone else here in the house, and he’s kind of a dick. We keep him around mostly for 2 reasons: he’s really good with all of our electronics and such, and he knows how to make yummy yummy mixed drinks. Also the cable is in his name. We have a game where we come up with fun insults for each other, but I think deep down he is actually hurt by some of them. I know because every now and then, can hear these weird almost sobbing noises coming from his room. He somehow seems to get the ladies to love him though. I hate him. |
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Kurt's View on Bryan This is my advice to whoever is meeting Wank for the first time “if you have a vagina, pretend to have a penis or Wank will try to get inside you; no matter your age, religion, ethnicity, race, creed, morals, (lack of morals) or species. The only reason I talk to Wank is because his horniness is the farthest thing from prejudice. That in a way is inspiring to me!” |
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So what is there to say about Bryan?
Bryan resides in the room first on your left. I guess you could say Bryan is the debonair of the apartment. He has the flashy gadgets, the cool watch, and the sharp suit. Some may see this fashion conscious persona as self involved, self absorbed, or cocky. But let’s just be honest, its well deserved.
Bryan is the romantic, the ladies man. So as much as you may be put off by something cocky he says you can’t help but smile.
Bryan also gives amazing massages. He has taken a few classes and studied for a few years. His massages are infamous in the apartment and are often met with contempt or jealousy. Not everyone can make stress and tension melt away.
