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David Miller

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David is the resident smarm of the house. He timed himself once, and his record for longest without making a bit or joke in regular conversation is about 45 seconds, mostly because the other person had a somewhat lengthy story to tell. He was born and grew up in South Orange County, except for the year and a half he lived in the small town of Ashford, England. That fact alone has gotten at least a half dozen girls to initially think he’s about 3 times cuter, only to lose that little bump when they find out he didn’t really develop an accent or share any real cultural ties with the country. He is slowly getting himself through community college while working practically full time at a major credit union (which is just as awesomely hilarious as it sounds), and has been performing comedy and improv with Comedy Sportz Los Angeles’ College Team for close to 3 years now.

A self-proclaimed nerd, David (also referred to often as Miller) spends far too much of his money buying and reading comic books. Not one to use the nerd title lightly, David is also quite the gamer, providing the house with its Xbox 360 (and consequently its DVD player) and one very nice and powerful PC. Raised in a very conservative/ republican family, Miller has acquired an undying love for all things dealing with the American ideal, freedom, and/or justice. Which is why if asked, he’d say his heroes include Captain America, Optimus Prime, and Regan. It’s also why he’d say that all three of those heroes are all perfectly real people.

David’s a guy who loves to joke and bit but when the chips are down, he’s got your back. Unless you were all weird and dismissive to him earlier. Jerk.

Bryan's View on David David is the nerd. David loves comics(not to say I don’t), Warhammer online, and zombies. I guess technically he hates zombies and loves the idea of a zombie apocalypse or “Z day” as he refers to it.

David is a commitment whore. David either loves something or just doesn’t care about it. There is no casual dating with David. He reads a few comics he likes and he spents tens of dollars weekly to substantiate that relationship. David likes a girl…..

David and I have known each other for about 9 years. And been best friends for about half of that. Before that there was a standoffish competition that carried over into a very overt competition.  If it’s a good idea, David thinks it was his idea.

Kurt's View on David David is the kind of guy that will use words like melancholy when sad is just as appropriate. David is that same guy that will not only correct you if you make a fallacy but then he will explain what a fallacy is and spell it. Basically David is a twat!  But I love him for it, and if you think you can take him from me you can’t….. So nerd poachers find your own David cuz this one’s taken!

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